December 22
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have gotten more than three of your friends addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
Here are some awsome funny quotes. If you havn't seen these movies...go watch them!!
SLEEPY HOLLOW
Ichabod Crane: You believe the father killed her?
Samuel Philipse: The Horseman killed her.
Ichabod Crane: How often do I have to tell you? There is no Horseman, never was a Horseman, and never will be a Horseman.
Pulls a pendant off of The Magistrate's neck
Ichabod Crane: What is that thing?
Samuel Philipse: It's my talisman. It protects me from the Horseman.
--
Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.
Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Ichabod Crane: I... saw him.
faints
--
Regarding a spider
Ichabod Crane: Kill it! No, no! Stun it!
BENNY AND JOON
Sam: I'm Sam.
Benny: So I hear... I'm Benny.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Benny: Yea two of 'em... this is Joon.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Joon: One... You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's... not my tree
--
Joon: Did you have to go to school for that?
Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that.
--
Joon: He can really cook, can't he?
Benny: Yeah, although for grilled cheese, I might use the wool setting.
Joon: That's what I told him.
Benny: Really? What did he use?
Joon: Rayon. Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have...
Benny: Would have burned it.
Joon: Right. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it.
--
Sam: Oh my God! I've just been looking for my boyfriend. Have you seen him? He's a guy with a little mole on his right cheek. AH! Oh, Brad, Brad, please don't be dead Brad. I never got a chance to tell you want you meant to me Oh, Brad, please! It's you! You're you! Ruthie Melony, co star of the Prom Queen Mutilator with Dick Bebe!
Ruthie: You saw that?
Sam: He was mine! He was mine! No Cindy! You're sick you need help. No, Cindy! No Cindy! No!
--
Sam: takes "Help Wanted" sign from window of video store and walks to manager I wanna help...
haha! funny story, the other day in Chemistry me an my bestie Shannan were sitting minding our own buisness and the guys behind us here talking about this blonde speaker we had had at our school and saying how hot she was and that and one of them goes: "i dunno, I prefer Brunettes."
The other day, I was going throught my old school stuff and i found this immagrant journal we had to write for english class about three years ago and get this, one of my character was called...brace yourself Edward Mason. No joke. he also has messy brown hair and golden eyes. I was absoulutely astounded. I think I laughed for about ten minutes and for, like, an hour I giggled every time I thought of it.
December 21
I found some more stuff that I liked and maybe you guys will, too. If not, sue me and skip to whatever it is you wanted to read on here... Please don't think I'm mean! I love you guys and thanks for taking the time to visit my profile!
I love useless information, so if any of you just have time to read something read these. They're very interesting.
-No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
-Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.
-A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
-The Himalayan gogi berry contains, weight for weight, more iron than steak, more beta carotene than carrots, more vitamin C than oranges.
-Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
-The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
-All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
-The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
-Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
-The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.
-The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
-The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
-Its impossible to smoke oneself to death with weed. You won\'t be able to retain enough motor control and consciousness to do so after such a large amount.
-Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms.
-The US national anthem actually has three verses, but everyone just knows the first one.
-During World War II, IBM built the computers the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.
-The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.
-The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil war in China in the 1850s in which the rebels were led by a man who thought he was the brother of Jesus Christ.
-Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second.
-Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.
-Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
-The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.
-The average American consumes 1.2 pounds of spider eggs a year and eat 2.5 pounds of insect parts a year.
-Men can breastfeed babies
-There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome which you have probably never heard of.
-Scientists have determined that fungi are more closely related to human beings and animals than to other plants.
-In some (maybe all) Asian countries, the family name is writtenfirst and the individual name written second
-Abe Lincoln bought 50 cents worth of cocaine in 1860
-A German World War II submarine was sunk due to malfunction of the toilet.
-Washington State has the longest single beach in the United States.Long Beach, WA
-The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a mushroom underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.
-The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named "El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula"
-9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did.
-Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
-The Population of the world can live within the state boundaries of Texas.
-Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
-Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
-Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is not considered an insult! Despite the expensive food, tipping is welcome as in any other country.
-Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.
-The largest pumpkin weighed 377 pounds.
-The largest cabbage weighed 144 pounds.
-Pinocchio was made of pine.
-Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery.
-A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
-A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
Cranberry Jell-0 is the only kind that contains real fruit.
-The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
-Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.
-New Jersey has a spoon museum with over 5,400 spoons from almost all the states.
-There was once a town in West Virginia called "6."
-The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.
-Napoleon made his battle plans in a sandbox.
-Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.
-The green stuff on the occasional freak potato chip is chlorophyll.
-Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.
-There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
-The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
-"Jaws" is the most common name for a goldfish.
-On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.
-Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
-2,500 lefties die each year using products designed for rightists.
-Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
-On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
-Blue and white are the most common school colors.
-Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.
-In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.
-A new book is published every 13 minutes in America.
-America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.
-Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
-Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.
-The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.
-The bulls-eye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.
-The doorbell was invented in 1831.
-The electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928.
-Japan is the largest exporter of frog's legs.
-There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty's crown.
-Napoleon was terrified of cats.
-The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.
-The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.
-The parking meter was invented by C.C. Magee in 1935.
-The oldest known vegetable is the pea.
-Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes.
-The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
-The first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.
-France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.
-The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is "feedback."
-The state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states.
-George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.
-Iceland was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935.
-The dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey.
-Russia has the most movie theaters in the world.
-The most fatal car accidents occur on Saturday.
-The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
-The mongoose was barred live entry into the U.S. in 1902.
-Goldfish swallowing started at Harvard in 1939.
-Dry fish food can make goldfish constipated.
-The stall closest to the door in a bathroom is the cleanest, because it is the least used.
-Toilet paper was invented in 1857.
-Alaska could hold the 21 smallest States.
-Before Prohibition, Schlitz Brewery owned more property in Chicago than anyone else, except the Catholic church.
-If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
-Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
-Nondairy creamer is flammable.
-The car in the foreground on the back of a 10 bill is a 1925 Hupmobile.
-If you can see a rainbow you must have your back to the sun.
-The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
-It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breathalyzer to read 0.
-The ship, the Queen Elizabeth 2, should always be written as QE2. QEII is the actual queen.
-The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is "and the rest of the day to yourself."
-Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
-When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
-Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is Number 47. Until August 7, 1953, Congress forgot to vote on a resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.
-When Saigon fell, the signal for all Americans to evacuate was Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" being played on the radio.
-The pet ferret was domesticated more than 500 years before the house cat.
-The dome on Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home, conceals a billiards room.
-In Jefferson's day, billiards were illegal in Virginia.
-The most common speed limit sign in the United States is 25 m.p.h.
-At any one time, there are 100 million phone conversations going on in the United States.
-The world's record for continuous pogo stick jumping is 41 hours.
-The Ottoman Empire once had seven emperors in seven months. They died of (in order): burning, choking, drowning, stabbing, heart failure, poisoning and being thrown from a horse.
-You can make edible cheese from the milk of 24 different mammals.
-Sir Isaac Newton, who invented Calculus, had trouble with names to the point where he would forget his brothers' names.
-In medieval Thailand, they had moveable type printing presses. The type was made from baked oxen dung.
-By law, employees do not have to wash hands after sneezing.
-The average American consumes enough caffeine in one year to kill a horse.
-More American workers (18) call sick on Friday than any other day of the week. Tuesday has the lowest percent of absenteeism (11).
-Enough beer is poured every Saturday across America to fill the Orange Bowl.
-A newborn expels its own body weight in waste every 60 hours.
-Whales die if their echo system fails.
-Florida's beaches lose 20 million cubic yards of sand annually.
-Naturalists use marshmallows to lure alligators out of swamps.
-It takes a ton of water to make a pound of refined sugar.
-Weevils are more resistant to poisons in the morning than at night.
-Cacao, the main ingredient of chocolate is the most pest-ridden tree in the jungle.
-In deep space most lubricants will disappear.
-America once issued a 5-cent bill.
-The average person can live 11 days without water.
-In 1221 Genghis Khan killed 1,748,000 people at Nishapur in one hour.
-There are 35 million digestive glands in the stomach.
-In 1800 on 50 cities on earth had a population of more than 100,000.
-More steel in the US is used to make bottle caps than to manufacture automobile bodies.
-It is possible for any American citizen to give whatever name he or she chooses to any unnamed mountain or hill in the United States.
-King Henry III of France, Louis XVI of France and Napoleon all suffered from ailurophobia--fear of cats.
-Before 1850 golf balls were made of leather and stuffed with feathers.
-Clocks made before 1687 had only one hand, and hour hand.
-The motto of the American people, "In God We Trust," was not adopted as the national slogan until 1956.
-More Americans have died in automobile accidents than have died in all the wars ever fought by the United States.
-The ampersand (&) was once a letter of the English alphabet.
-The principality of Monaco consists of 370 acres.
-There are more than 40,000 characters in Chinese script.
-During the time of Peter the Great, any Russian man who had a beard was required to pay a special tax.
-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
-Coca-Cola was originally green.
-Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. treasury.
-The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters (I was thankfully corrected by a friend: The Hawai'ian alphabet has 13 letters, A, E, I, O, U, H, K, L, M, N, P, W, ' (which is called an okina).
-Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
-The amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: 40,000.
-City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong.
-State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.
-Percentage of Africa that is wilderness--28. Percentage of North America that is wilderness--38.
-Average number of days a German goes without washing his underwear: 7.
-Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80.
-Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man: 50.
-Cost of raising a medium size dog to the age of 11: 6,400.
-Average people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
-Average lifespan of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
-The only President to win a Pulitzer Prize: John Kennedy for "Profiles in Courage."
-The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
-Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
-First novel ever written on a typewriter: "Tom Sawyer."
-A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
-The main library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
-Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades--King David, Clubs--Alexander the Great, Hearts--Charlemagne and Diamonds--Julius Caesar.
-If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all 4 legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
-Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th. The last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
-The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are useable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
-The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
-The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
-The first airline, DELAG, was established on October 16, 1909, to carry passengers between German cities by Zeppelin airships. Up to November 1913, more than 34,000 people had used the service.
-Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg
-The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. 'UP' indicated the direction of the bubbles
-Francis Scott Key was a young lawyer who wrote the poem, 'The Star Spangled Banner', after being inspired by watching the Americans fight off the British attack of Baltimore during the War of 1812. The poem became the words to the national anthem
-Because radio waves travel at 186,000 miles per second and sound waves saunter at 700 miles per hour, a broadcast voice can be heard sooner 13,000 miles away than it can be heard at the back of the room in which it originated
-Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know your there
-The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep
-Inventor Samuel Colt patented his revolver in 1836.
-It has been recommended by dentists that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (two meters) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush!
-In ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose
-It is possible to drown and not die. Technically the term 'drowning' refers to the process of taking water into the lungs, not to death caused by that process.
-The first known heart medicine was discovered in an English garden. In 1799, physician John Ferriar noted the effect of dried leaves of the common foxglove plant, digitalis purpurea, on heart action. Still used in heart medications, digitalis slows the pulse and increases the force of heart contractions and the amount of b lood pumped per heartbeat.
-Dry cereal for breakfast was invented by John Henry Kellogg at the turn of the century
-During World War II, a German U-boat was sunk by a truck. The U-boat in question attacked a convoy in the Atlantic and then rose to see the effect.
-The merchant ship it sank had material strapped to its deck including a fleet of trucks, one of which was thrown in the air by the explosion, landing on the U-boat and breaking its back
-Jeremy Bentham, a British philosopher who died in 1832,left his entire estate to the London Hospital provided that his body be allowed to preside over its board meetings. His skeleton was clothed and fitted with a wax mask of his face. It was present at the meeting for 92 years.
-Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
-Methane gas can often be seen bubbling up from the bottom of ponds. It is produced by the decomposition of dead plants and animals in the mud.
-There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.
-The E. Coli bacterium propels itself with a 'motor' only one-millionth of an inch in diameter, a thousand times smaller than the tiniest motors built to date by man. The rotation of the bacterial motor comes from a current of protons. The efficiency of the motor approaches 100 per cent.
-Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.
-At - 40 degrees Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
-Pet superstores now sell about 40 percent of all pet food
-One million Americans, about 3,000 each day, take up smoking each year. Most of them are children.
-In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
-There are only four words in the English language which end in '-dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
-If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
-Less than 3 of Nestlé's sales are for chocolate.
-The average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change
-More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products
-It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7 of the world's population are drunk
-The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
-Less than one per cent of the 500 Chinese cities have clean air, respiratory disease is China's leading cause of death.
-The number of cars on the planet is increasing three times faster than the population growth
-The X's that people sometimes put at the end of letters or notes to mean a kiss, actually started back in the 1000's when Lords would sign their names at the end of documents to other important people. It was originally a cross that they would kiss after signing to signify that they were faithful to God and their King. Over the years though, it slanted into the X
-Nova Scotia is Latin for 'New Scotland.'
-The term Cop comes from Constable on Patrol. It's from England.
-The collecting of Beer mats is called Tegestology.
-Even though it is widely attributed to him Shakespeare never actually used the word 'gadzooks'.
-Only 2 blue moons (the saying 'only once in a blue moon ' refers to the occurrence of two full moons during one calendar month) are to occur between now and 2001. Those times are January 1999 and March 1999
-There are only 12 letters in the Hawaiian alphabet
-"Naked" means to be unprotected. "Nude" means unclothed
-Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because in the time when al original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case stored smaller, 'lower case' letters
-In the 40's, the Bich pen was changed to Bic for fear that Americans would
pronounce it 'Bitch.
-Watch me hunt- Bella Swan (so adorable)
-Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley)
-You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss)
-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)
-A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left- (Marylin Monroe)
-And you can quote me on the quote, unquote- (Dane Cook)
-Love is when two people who care for each other get confused- (Bob Schneider)
-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?-
-Strike a pose; & act like your famous-
-The hardest thing in this world is to live in it- (Buffy)
-To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist-
-It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be real hard. And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that...because I want you. All of you...forever-
-Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way-
-"You think I lifted a van off you?" His tone questioned my sanity- (Twilight)
-When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end- (Twilight)
-But I'm tired of trying to stay away from you Bella- (Edward Cullen) -gasp&orfaint-!
-And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion- (Edward and Bella)
(I would also just like to take a minute to point out that Edward and Bella so brought the word 'masochistic' back. I mean, no one even knew that was a word, or used it, until them. Just saying.)
-I dazzle people?- (Edward Cullen, lol)
-Do you remember when you told me I couldn't see myself clearly? You obviously have the same blindness- (Bella Swan)
-You're wrong you know. You are worth it- (Jasper Hale Cullen)
-Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;)
-Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Twilight)
-Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen)
-Boys in books...are just better-
-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-
-Hello, my name is: GOD- haha
-I run with vampires-
-Edward Cullen is so bringing sexy back-
-I'll be your Bella if you'll be my Edward-
-It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces-
-Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable- (New Moon)
-It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
-She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
-Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference-
-Your mom- (Some genius)
-Well...you're a flower!- (Me)
-It's pretty sad when you think about it. But I don't think about it- (My friend)
-Yeah, none of those freaky Virgos here- lol (Jacob Black)
-It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have every done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known- (Sydney Carton from A Tale of Two Cities)
-The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by critiscm- (Norman Vincent Peale)
-It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes come to the top- (Virginia Woolf)
-Obstacles are things you see when you take your eyes off the goal- (E. Joseph Cossman)
-You don't have to have a reason to feel good - You can feel good for no reason at all-
-The best things in life aren't things- (Art Buchwald)
-Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry- (Mark Twain)
-"Good causes" seem to be quite expensive, especially compared to how cheap the bad ones are- (Me)
-I look in the mirror & force myself to not look away. You can't look away from the truth. This reality that grips me is making me fall undone. When did this reflection change, & where did this thing come from?- (Me)
-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol! (Some Genius)
-Wait 'til there's someone to cry about, someone to fight it out, someone to say you're the reason they breathe-
-Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway-
-It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about-
-There's that one quote, 'when I'm around you the sky is a different blue'. What happens when I'm around you, and the goddamn sky is gray?-
-So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell-
-With bloodshot eyes, I'll watch you sleeping. The warmth beside me, is slowly fading- (Tears Don't Fall, by Bullet for My Valentine)
-It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them-
-I miss you...alot-
-& she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave...left-
-Beginnings are scary endings are s a d It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story-
-People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again-
-If you can't hear my heartbeat ;; then you're too far away-
- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -
-After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." -
-You want a song of glory? Well I'm fucking screaming it at you- (Box Full of Sharp Objects by The Used)
-Falling in love was the best idea I ever had- (Same song as above)
- Forged in war, born of death, saved by love - Jackson Rathbone
- I'd tell her that I'll never know what it was like to be her. But I do know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the thing on the inside. - (Girl, Interrupted)
- "You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you." - (Me to a friend of mine)
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.
Now a whole bunch of random sayings from Myspace or Facebook... hey i was bored!
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
~Melissa~
December 20
This is a sad, sad day in The Twilight Zone. Rob did it - he cut his hair. :( How could he do this to us? We must all go home and cut ourselves. NOT REALLY - DON'T HURT YOURSELVES! I'm going to miss those lovely locks. :( Won't we all? I hate this... How Dare He? He must be punished... How about no Bella for him for a week? Wouldn't that just drive Edward crazy? He needs to suffer as we all will.
On a happier note, excluding the awesome UK and then Ireland, we've done over 206 mill worldwide! I can't wait to see the final numbers right before it comes out on DVD on or around Valentine's Day in February here in the U.S.! Yay!
~Melissa~
December 19
Less than a week 'til Christmas! Yay! Anyways, I saw this and had to share it with you guys: Take Edward to Work Day Plus, check out this interview from Spunk and make sure to watch the other videos, too.
~Melissa~
December 13
Hey ppl! Sorry it's been so long but I took the ACT this morning and that was horrible. Anyways, I found a new video for all of us. Is Taylor Leaving Us? Plus, estimated DVD release: on or around Valentine's Day and estimated 'New Moon' release: November 20, 2009! Yay!
~Melissa~
December 5
I know it's been a while but I've been busy with school and work and working on this new story. Did I mention that I've seen the movie twice? Or that I'm going to see it again tomorrow? Ha. It was amazing! Anyways, I found this new video and I thought you guys would like it. Oh, the first time I went to see the movie, I stood in line for over two and a half hours and then a bit before the theater opened, there were over 200 people and it was 10 degrees outside! I'm writing more about it on my MySpace later so I'll tell you when it gets posted.
~Melissa~
November 11 (part 2)
I have yet another video for you guys and I have to admit that it is really old but I just now thought to put it on here. It's all the way from back when they first started filming!
Plus, for those who haven't visited it yet or want another way to go to it, here's the Official Twilight Website!
November 11 (10 days left!)
I have some more videos and stuff for you guys and I hope you all enjoy them. Please don't forget to vote in all of my polls that I post b/c I do check them every so often!
Video 3 (There are a lot of videos on here but I didn't want to post them all. You should still check them out!)
November 7
Ok, I have the soundtrack and the movie guide and the total Twilight issue of some magazine thingy. I found this new video and I had to share it with you guys. Does anyone else notice that Kristen and Nikki kiss?
November 5 (part 3)
Ok, if you guys haven't heard yet, Obama won! YAY! (Plz 4give my spazz-attack)
November 5 (part 2)
I found another copy and paste thingy! I'm obsessed with them, I know... Oh well! Here it is!
If you eat, live, breathe, and speak Twilight, and everyone knows it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hate people just 'cause they talk about Twilight without including you in their conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your an idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. .
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby, Vampires-Rock4eva,cullendrive, british-bella, melissa-thelostcullen
"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall, (jfp would just laugh tho. REMEMBER that!!)
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"
Things I learned from Twilight!
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise
November 5
Ok, I found another video and it has some really cool behind the scenes footage! Here it is!
November 4(Election Day!)
I found this on someone's profile but I can't remember who so I took a picture and I'll write it myself!
Guys 'N' Girls
Holding Hands
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times
Boys: Grab it if it happens more than once
Cuddling
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Boys: Automatically move closer to her
Movies
Girls: During a movie, if he puts him arm around you, tilt on his chest
Boys: Lift her chin up and kiss her
Loving Each other
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it!
Laying Under the Stars
Girls: When you're laying under the stars, put your head on his chest
Guys: Whisper in her ear, link your hands with hers... now make a wish!
No comments:
Post a Comment