November 2
I just went to the Lexicon and saw this awesome link thingy. It's got pix of some of the cast from a while ago and from now. Does anyone else notice how much Kristen used to look like a boy?
'Twilight' Stars: Then and Now
October 29
I went on xx-Doomkitten-xx's profile and saw this really long thing and had to post it! Even it I already have most of it somewhere else on my profile page! I love copy and paste thingies...
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile!
If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love my own little world, and it grows)
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, 60sVegVamp, xx-DoomKitten-xx, melissa-thelostcullen
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (does a pole count?)
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
My Favorite Sappy Quotes
Open your eyes kid... she's crazy about you
I wonder what he's thinking when he looks at me and smiles...
Cinderella walked on broken glass, sleeping beauty let a lifetime pass, Bell fell in love with a hideous beast, Jasmine married a common thief, Ariel walked on land for love and life, snow White barely escaped the knife, all throughout the blood, sweat, and tears. Because facing love means facing your biggest fears.
I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken, and who could brighten anyone's day even when she couldn't brighten her own.
He called you pretty. That's practically an insult the way you look tonight. You're much more than beautiful. - Edward Cullen
Love is stupid. But we don't love with our brains, do we?
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off my bed, hopped into the light. All because you kissed me goodnight.
You don't love someone because they're beautiful. They're beautiful because you love them.
Teddys don't hug back. But sometimes they're all you've got.
I've built a wall, not to keep anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.
It's really hard when someone asks to say, "oh no, we're just friends", when you want to scream, "HE'S MINE!! Back off."
If like hurts this much, I never want to fall in love.
It's kind of funny that our friends tell us that we'd make a perfect couple. They don't know how perfect we are.
They joke about us being in love. They've got it half right: We're in like.
I hate it when people give their love away, right away. Haven't you ever heard of just liking someone?
I'm not afraid of happy endings. I'm' just afraid my life won't work that way.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile
I look into your eyes and I'm glad that I'm the girl you're looking at!
"Love is when you can't sleep because your reality is better than your dreams" - Dr. Seuss
Math of love: everyone/anyone= 1/1000000 chance thay like you too
Live for the moments you can't put into words
You're quite adorable when you're jealous-Edward Cullen
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye
Will you be the Edward to my Bella?
He's a nerd, but he's my nerd, and I don't care what you think. You have no right to judge what you don't know!
If I ran away, would you follow me?
all I ask is that he lets me vent about my messed up life, that he laughs at my so not funny jokes, that he cares enough to truly listen, that he takes me for who I truly am. I just want him to be perfect in my eyes!
Girl: Why do you like me?
Boy: Too many reasons
Girl: Give me a number
Boy: How many stars are in the night sky?
Girl: That's impossible
Boy: So you see the problem
He watched her take off her makeup and wondered why she even put it on
Whenever I hear your name, I try to resist the urge to smile, but I never could. You make me that happy
Isn't it funny that the moment you're ready to stop trying he admits he feels the same way?
So there's this boy... and the way he laughes makes me smile, and the way he talks gives me butterflies, and just everything about him makes me happy!
And my heart melts when that boy smiles.
The one who makes you cry is never worth your tears, and the one who is would never make you cry.
If you love someone, let them go. You know how they feel if they can't stay away.
Only a fool plays it cool. They just make the world a little colder
I tried to count the number of times you've made me smile, but then I realized I can't count that high
I thought... we were just friends
I thought... I would never feel this way
I thought... That you wouldn't think the same
I thought... I'd never see the day!
When you say you feel the same, you compare one tree to an entire forest
When you look into my eyes, I can see the stars.
For months, I wished on every shooting star and at every 11:11 that you would tell me what I wanted most to hear. Now that I have you, what do I wish for?
If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe they're supposed to be there
When I said I'd like a hug what I meant was that I needed one
Boys are just better in books
Remember that someone dreams about you every night. They just don't recognize you yet.
My Favorite Funny/ Inspirational Quotes:
Three words guarenteed to terrify any self-respecting man: Hold. My. Purse.
If you don't like me, there's nothing I can do... NEWSFLASH honey... I don't live to please you.
I hate it when people don't accept me for who I am... but then again, who can accept perfection?
I stopped waiting for miracles to happen, and started seeing them everywhere!
Boys are like lava lamps: Fun to look at but not very bright.
Sweetie, if you're gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil. (I like to eat them anyways)
Reason's Why...
I miss being a kid #8: I was a princess with special powers
I love being female #4: I don't have to be tough all the time
I miss being a kid #5: Boys still had cooties
I love my friends #2: the world is our stage
Boys like girls #14: our heads fin the perfect spot on their shoulder
I like you #1 : you make me smile
#2: You are you and no one else
#3: You like me for me
#4:You are beautiful in your own way
#5: You color my world
#6:When another girl walks by, you still stare at me
I love being female #1: If a guy does me wrong at a resteraunt, I get to pou food on his head
#2: I can skip whenever I want and not get too many dirty looks
#3: Giggling is me god-given talent
#5: I can wear skirts and dresses
#6: Hugs are my currency
#7: He pays
Notes to myself:
I miss you when you're not around
Next time you fall for him make sure he's there to catch you
Don't forget to smile
Say hello to the person who least expects it
The key to a good relationship is the key. Give it back to me
If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by
Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
If I believe I can do it, then I can!
Sometimes you have to let it all go
Life is full of wonders
One of these days your magic won't effect me
Love is a game meant for two. And only two.
Pink is only a color
Life is a journey, not a destination
Beaches and oceans aren't paradise without you.
Always do what is right
The future is coming sooner or later, don't worry about it. JUST. LIVE. LIFE.
In the book of life, the answers aren't always going to be in the back.
Follow your dreams
Speak the truth
Never give up hope
Learn to move on
Let the kid inside roam free.
Take a chance
Revenge is sweet
He makes me hapy to be me
He sounded so much better in my head
Sometimes I wish I could fy away
Don't waste your wishes on him
When I give you that look I'm thinking how amzing you are
When say "Wow you're annoying", I really love it
When I tell you to shut up... don't
She needs you to tell her that she's beautiful
I'd rather argue with you than kiss someone else
It's every girls dream to have a guy call her at 3 AM just to say he loves her
Smiles and make up cover so much these days
It's hard to not have anyone to hold you when you need it
Sometimes I just want to run away from it all
I spend too much time thinking about things that will never happen and dressing up for the boy that will never care.
I have superpowers
We don't always look fantastic. Deal with it.
We shouldn't always have to plan evertything.
We are Always ready to talk. So call us
We love surprises
The little things you do mean the most
We can like guy stuff too
Cursing and fighting doesn't impress us
Hugs are always welcome
I laughed harder just to get you to look my way
We often ignore those who want us and crave those who don't
All she wants to hear is that you miss her when you're not around
I'm scared that I'll want you longer than you'll want me
I'm slowly teaching myself to breathe when I'm around you
I think starbucks is gross
I want to be noticed
I'm as scared as you are
I love imperfections
It's okay to believe you are beautiful
Speak your mind even if your voice shakes
Kisses are useless if they aren't meant
I want to hear that I'm beautiful, not hot.
I'd be nothing without my best friends
I sing in the rain
I want to dance with you
I want to just start over sometimes
Happiness is the secret to beauty. There is no beauty without happiness.
If he takes the time to argue with you, he cares more than you think he does.
Its okay to cry
Wishing on a star is always worth a try
A simple smile goes a long way
Miracles really do exsist
You are the last thing my heart was prepared for
I blush when I think of holding your hand
Sometimes I think I can fly
You make me feel like the luckiest girl alive
You make my world stand still
The only reason she hates it when he pokes her is because it's not enough contact
Sometimes she takes takes a long time to pass your locker
Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it us
off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for
that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!'
instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
Lol Stuffs
I'm not a vegetarion because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Cats aren't clean, just covered in cat spit.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Soooo true!!
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901...
heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901
You know you live in 2006 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you believe you are genuinally in love with 2 or more tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile
I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you would jump under a speeding train to get a date with any Cullen Boy (Edward, Emmett, or Jasper), copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken trix rabbit some trix, then copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you think writing fanfiction stories is fun, copy this into your profile
If you've met your non-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality), copy this into your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile..
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile
If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever been entertained for over 20 minutes by a spot on the wall, copy this to your profile.
92 percent of statistics are fake. If you've ever made up a percentage just to get your point across, copy this to your profile.
If you think the aliens from the movie Signs look like Bob Saget (aka Danny Tanner from Full House), copy this to your profile.
If you get excited when you find money lying on the ground, even pennies, copy this to your profile.
If you watched the same movie every day of life when you were little, copy this to your profile.
If you feel we need to take legal precautions to ensure that no one named George Bush is president ever again, copy this to your profile.
If you think the government is tapping your phone, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Edward Cullen)
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste to your profile
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get super upset and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you copy and paste so much that you often have to stop and think about if it's true or not, copy and paste to your profile
Whether or not you already put something on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
This is a true story:
She was only 13,
her dad was drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of crap!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she diedWith her best friend in her arms
A child dies every day from child abuse.
If you have one ounce of respect for other human beings post this on your profile.
ATTENTION: ADD IS AUTOMATIC DEATH DISORDER! PASS IT ON!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before my vampire boyfriend saved me, then I found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”: LACE DID IT!
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
"I win! Even if you think that you win you don't because I do in my super awesome power!"
"See, I'm weird, which is normal for me but being normal for me is weird which I am normally meaning that technically I'm normal because that's weird for me and I am weird. Get it?"
Oh, well crap... Hey! Look! A cookie!"
"ROCK ABUSE! ROCK ABUSE! ROCK ABUSE! I SPOT A ROCK ABUSER!"
"It's a... It's a... ITS A DEER AFTER JASPER THREW IT AGAINST A BUILDING FOR KICKING HIM OVER THE HEAD WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO KILL IT AND SCREWING UP HIS AWESOME EYELINER!"
"ASAP is fun to say. It's all ASAP real fast and that's just... VOOM! Fastness. But it's amusing. Like dental floss and fried chicken wings, you know? VOOM!"
"Oh, hey, LOOK! That boy just fell over!"
“ Hi, I’m ...uhhhhhhhhhh...ummmmmmmmmmmm...Oh Yeah , Hi I’m ( insert person you re talking to’s name here)
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, then youre just like me...retarted – am I making you feel any better?
Milk tastes good.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Hold an auction.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Make sushi.
Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
Shave.
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops
moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Do yoga.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
I am not afraid of the dark,
I am afraid of what is lurking in it.
I am not afraid of heights,
I am afraid of falling.
I am not afraid of falling in love,
I am afraid of not being loved back.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
MONEY
Money can buy a house but not a home.
It can buy you a clock but not time
It can buy you a position but not respect
it can buy you a bed but not sleep
It can buy you a book but not knowledge
It can buy medicine but not health
it can buy blood but not life
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
--
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
--
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself;"
~ Franklin D. Roosevelt.
I can either be a bitch or your best friend. Either way, you made me who I am towards you.
I'm stubborn.
I tend to get way over protective.
Jealously is an emotion that tends to follow me.
Obsession over something would be another one.
Right now, my obsessions consist of; Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, The "Twilight" series, Vampires, & the "House of Night" series.
I'm stuck in a world full of popular cliques & elite people.
I've stopped caring on what you think of me.
Call me a freak, tell me I don't belong, but can you turn around and look yourself in the mirror and say the exact same thing to yourself?
I like to speak my mind;
Some things are worth it; some things aren't.
My best friends are my world.
I don't 'follow' people. I set my own trends.
I'll admit it, I take bits here and there from people. But honestly, who the hell doesn't?
Either you love me, or you hate me.
It's really that simple.
Here a few random things I've come across that I'd like to share with you:
Just a note- I did not write or start any of these things. Some of these were taking from Fanfics, but I forgot which stories... sorry!
If at first you don't succeed, you shouldn't try skydiving
I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
Well, paint me purple and call me Barney.
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
You think I'm crazy? At least I admit it.
Thanks, Stephenie now I'll never find a man.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
You know there are poor people in Africa who can't afford sarcasm and yet you abuse it.
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
I agree with the dictionary- girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
Daddy's Poem:
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day.
"The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know you're with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
If kisses were raindrops,
I'd send you showers.
If hugs were minutes, I'd send you hours.
If smiles were an waves,
I'd send you the sea.
And if love was a person,
I'd send u ME !!
Laugh your heart out,
Dance in the rain,
Cherish the memories,
Ignore the pain,
Love&Learn,
Forget&Forgive,
Because remember
you only have,
©OneLifeToLive©
Oh Them?
Yea I'd Lie For Them,
Cry For Them,
& Straight Up Die For Them.
because they're my
©best friends©
i want the kinda boy. . .
who I can run to; with tears running
down my face, make-up smeared
& the first thing he says is...
"Who's ass am I kicking now babe?"
When he says you’re pretty, he’s talking about your face
When he says you’re hot, he’s talking about your body
When he says you’re beautiful, he’s talking about your soul
Unlike Barbie,
Me & my friends
~aren't sold seperatly
25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my younger brother Brandon. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Brandon.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." (I don't speak English.)
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.
Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Smile. It confuses people.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonder yup i wonder!
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
There is such thing as a glass that never breaks. Its called plastic.
Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them!! Now he's throwing them at me... Call 911!!
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Friends will phone you in jail
But best friends will be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome!"
Good friends will share their umbrella
Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"
Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected
Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Diamonds are precious and so are pearls, but nothing is better then me and my girls.
Enemies stab you in front, friends stab you in the back, boy stab you in the heart, but best friends are there to stab those @&#' s right back.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
October 28 (part 2)
Ok, I went on the Lexicon and saw that they have more videos up from Twilight. There is yet another exclusive scene! It's the cafeteria scene that kind of transfers stuff from the resturant scene as well! WOOOOOO! Sorry! Please forgive my spaz attack there... Here you go!
'Twilight' Exclusive Clip: 'Your Theories'
October 28
The Borders Twilight page just launched the first of two videos depicting a bunch of behind the scenes looks at the filming. There are things we’ve all seen before, but there is new footage of Bella playing volleyball and of Stephenie watching the shooting.
October 26(part 2)
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM
IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughin
